ebuddies: a series of unfortunate eyebrows
smilingemoticon: Twilight Sparkle x Karl Marx - Be My Bad Boy [AMV]
yo what pet isn’t illegal to keep in new york i freaking swear
dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.
dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
peasantbutts: if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover A minute of silence for The Last Airbender ten minutes of...
overaaalls: when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
janeporters: so at my family’s new year party my mom yelled out that the strippers had arrived and when i turned around it wAS MY GRANDPA IN DRAG
circumcisions: trying to make new friends and then doing something really stupid
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like